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I've got to get a lot off my chest right now so without explaining any further here we go

First why are turkey bags so expensive? Seriously it's 3 bucks for 2 food grade plastic bags and they hide or don't offer the off brand. Turkey companies offer a gravy mix why don't they offer a turkey bag? At least I was able to find the off brand for 1.39 for 2 bags. Less than half the price.
Second I wonder how long I have left at my job. For a while there I thought I had a secure job. I still think I do but I'm getting sick and tired of my bosses judging me for someone else's mistakes. I'm almost ready to be fired I'm ready to move on.
Next. I have been playing Mr mom for the last 2 days. My advice. Put some diapers in your pockets. If you have cargo pants put some wipes in your side pocket. Keep a bucket and towel ready and at least have one area of the house clean. Also if you can pick out an outfit and shoes for for your kids. It makes it a lot easier when you want or need to get out of the house.
4th I'll be heading down to Arizona for Thanksgiving. I will be buying a lottery ticket. Please send all of your good vibes with me. I could really use that kind of money right now. P.s lottery is not sold in my state.
5 Speaking of money I'm kind of tight right now. Nothing abnormal just not receiving what I used to. I need to pay the mortgage by tomorrow and I had to dip into my getaway jar. I need to set up a go fund me page so I can make up some mental illness, be on disabilities, have kids that are not going to have a Christmas, and ask people for donations
6th. Seriously what is up with this whole go fund me page. I would guess most need the money but when I see your not working going to college and your car is about to be towed you have a better life than I do and your in college! I even saw one where a guy was complaining he didn't get enough financial aid and if he did he could pay his car payment. What?!? What happen to the poor college student who had a run down car and he's getting free money that's not going toward college expenses and your in college! Seriously people donate to me. I don't need it could use it and if you give me 150,000 dollars I would be completely out of debt and would be able to give more and I would. Just in my own way
7  Some eateries have been really bad lately. (Blank)and (blank) come to mind. I understand raising prices but when your svc and food don't match the value it sucks. I just bought a 6 buck combo at (blank) and it ended up close to 7 bucks. I don't know how tax is was 70 cents. It wasn't worth it and (blank2) sells you an upgrade without you knowing it. The offer you a 3rd or half pound when you don't know you have a smaller option. Not worth it. I'll be staying away from those 2 for a while. And to make it more confusing I erased their names. Don't want a defamation lawsuit.
8. My muffler just got loud yesterday so I will be working on that this week. At least it's the muffler and not the engine. It's still drivable and still has no car payments. Count your blessings.
9. I again had to put used oil in my car. I did filter it with a paper towel and I did get the vans oil change done. I guess used oil is better than no oil
And 10. Let's end on a bright note. My wife was just recently promoted. What's that mean. Well even though she could have the worst month in sells she will still get a cut of the company's profit. She could do nothing but offer support and get a pay check unfortunately we haven't had that pay check so we don't know what that looks like let's hope it's good. Thank you for reading and ya'all have a great week.